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    I got this of facebook today from one of my sisters friends, a warning to us all...

    Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
    I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
    This is what happens when older people start using technology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz67 View Post
    I got this of facebook today from one of my sisters friends, a warning to us all...

    Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
    I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
    This is what happens when older people start using technology.
    Not to mention: A sad comment on what passes for "Music" these days....



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