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    Quote Originally Posted by Naharaht View Post

    I suppose the challenge is to say the tongue twister after you have drunk a few pints.
    "She sings Sea Shanties on the sea shore." There that proves one thing Dave. I have not consumed enough G&ts yet today!

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    The Business of the commander-in-chief is first to bring an enemy fleet to battle on the most advantageous terms to himself, (I mean that of laying his ships close on board the enemy, as expeditiously as possible); and secondly to continue them there until the business is decided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bligh View Post
    "She sings Sea Shanties on the sea shore." There that proves one thing Dave. I have not consumed enough G&ts yet today!

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    My Dad (an old salt USN Chief Petty Officer) had one: 'She slit a sheet, a sheet she slit, a well be-slitted sheet was it"...... go ahead give it a try.....now faster....

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    I know this is not seabird flavour but try this one Bill. You can sing it if you like.

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
    I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

    Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
    I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
    But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
    All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
    I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

    I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
    Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
    Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
    But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
    He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

    You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
    I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
    They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
    With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
    I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

    My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
    He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
    I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
    It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
    I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

    My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
    If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
    For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
    And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
    And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !
    The Business of the commander-in-chief is first to bring an enemy fleet to battle on the most advantageous terms to himself, (I mean that of laying his ships close on board the enemy, as expeditiously as possible); and secondly to continue them there until the business is decided.

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    Now back to the real theme of the thread.HMS Grey Goose not quite a pheasant but near enough.
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    Last edited by Bligh; 03-01-2021 at 04:36.
    The Business of the commander-in-chief is first to bring an enemy fleet to battle on the most advantageous terms to himself, (I mean that of laying his ships close on board the enemy, as expeditiously as possible); and secondly to continue them there until the business is decided.

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    The Business of the commander-in-chief is first to bring an enemy fleet to battle on the most advantageous terms to himself, (I mean that of laying his ships close on board the enemy, as expeditiously as possible); and secondly to continue them there until the business is decided.

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