Ahoy shipmates!
After a sea voyage of many travails and contrary winds I have finally fetched up safe and sound in this fine harbour. I'm moored at the jetty alongside the Admiral Benbow tavern, so if any of you old salts or young sprogs would care to join me in a snifter or three, and a pipe of finest Jamaican backy, pop in there after three bells of the middle watch.
Bligh.