Pirate Humor
What's the fastest way to get a Royal Navy sailor down from a yardarm?
Cut the noose.
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How do you stop a Royal Navy officer from drowning?
Take your boot off his head.
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When asked how a pirate managed to dismast his ship, the Royal Navy Captain said, "I'm stumped."
How do you get a pirate to take a bath?
Make him walk the plank.
Ouch!Originally Posted by csadn
Now, that's funny!!!
"War is the greatest game Man can play!" BG George B. McClellan
_Black Beagle_ would make a good pirate-ship name.... >;)
One-Eyed Beagle could be a sister ship!!!
"War is the greatest game Man can play!" BG George B. McClellan
_Black Beagle_ -- easily IDed by its black-fabric studding-sails.... >;)
Ha, Ha! Love Snoopy and Woodstock! Good find David!
For those interested in a Pirate related comedy program i cannot recommend enough the Blackadder II episode "Potato".
It features Captain Redbeard Rum, short on legs long on beard, truly hilarious.
"So, you don't know the way to France either......."
"where is the captain?"
"well at this time of day he's usually up the "old sea dog"".
"and where is the "old sea dog""?
"well at this time of day he's usually in bed with the captain"!
What do Pirates snack on?
Pieces of Ate!
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