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  1. 03-03-2019, 19:44 #1
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    A novice yachtsman got into trouble in heavy swell had to call the Coast Guard for help.

    “Mayday, mayday, mayday!” he yelled. “This is yacht Corporate Junket, Corporate Junket, Corporate Junket, over.”

    “Corporate Junket, this is Solent Coastguard,” came the reply. “Can you give me your position sir, over.”

    “Solent Coastguard this is yacht Corporate Junket. I’m a director in a financial planning company, over.”
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    The Business of the commander-in-chief is first to bring an enemy fleet to battle on the most advantageous terms to himself, (I mean that of laying his ships close on board the enemy, as expeditiously as possible); and secondly to continue them there until the business is decided.
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