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    Admiral of the White
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    Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
    A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
    "It's not the towering sails, but the unseen wind that moves a ship."
    –English Proverb

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    A Midshipman asks the Master, "What's a bar?"

    The ships Master replies, " Tiz a low lying navigational hazard, usually awash, found at river mouths and harbour entrances, where it is composed of sand or mud, and ashore, where it is made of mahogany or some other dark wood. Sailors can be found in large numbers swanning around both."

    Rob.

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