I heard this one but not sure if it is true.

A USMC F18 is flying patrol off the coast of Iran. He receives a call from an Iranian controller:
unidentified aircraft you are in Iranian air space.
The pilot calls back and ID's himself as a USMC F18 and he is international air space.
Again the Iranian controller tells him he is in their air space and again he states he is not.
The Iranian tells him he is sending two fighters up to intercept him.
The Marine pilot says OK I will wait.

I guess this would be better in the Aerodrome but it is a plane from a carrier.