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Q: What does Ariel spread on her toast?
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A: Mermalade.
Q: How do oysters call their friends?
A: They use shell phones!
Like your new Avatar Dave.
Rob.
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I was fond of that Captain avatar but I have always tried to have one, which reflected my rank, Rob.
Q: Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?
A: He was studying sign waves.
Q: What do you get from a bad tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible.
Q: What do you call two Sodium atoms in the ocean?
A: tuNa.
I work with a few people who would appreciate that :D
Q: Why are fast yachts like furniture stores?
A: Both always seem to have a sail on.
There was a sea scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly that they swam to shore every night at dinner time. Every night the chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."
Q: Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
A: Because within 3 hours they can train a human to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
A: Loch Jaws
Q: Who is the most famous shark writer?
A: William Sharkspeare.
Q: What hobby does a shark like best?
A: Anything he can sink his teeth into.
Q: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A: A fish tank.