Corona Virus.

Shipmates who are on the quarintine ship,

I will now let you in on this advice.

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said during the Corona Virus Epedemic lock down, in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we could all use more calm in our lives, I looked around the house to find things I’d started and not finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, the mainder of Valiuminium scriptins an a box of choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now, Sned this to all yur frenz
who need inner piss, an telum u luvum.

Bligh.

Hahahaha I don't know how I missed this, nor why no one has jumped on this for comment! And afterall, it is such good advice too! I'll drink to that!:drinks:

Good man Vol.:drinks: Have this one on me.

Bligh.

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Here is another one.

Covid 19 Useful Tips:
When you have washed your hands, rub them all over with sliced chillies. That will make you leave your face alone.

Rob.

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Good one DB.
Over here it is a fizzy drink!

Rob.

Some people aren’t shaking hands because of Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper!:erk:

I read about that in the newspaper Vol.
Rob.

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Some people aren’t shaking hands because of Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper!:erk:

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When you've spent time as an Armed Professional, 'social distancing' is not six feet but twenty-one. :p

"Watch the hands, hands kill. In God We Trust, everybody else keep your hands where I can see 'em!"--Clint Smith, retired USMC Drill Instructor; director, Thunder Ranch Academy

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The obvious answer Dave, and quite normal in society too when everyone wore a hat.
Fortunately I still do so to shade my eyes from the light. I will adopt your suggestion.
Rob.

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Originally Posted by Diamondback

When you've spent time as an Armed Professional, 'social distancing' is not six feet but twenty-one. :p

"Watch the hands, hands kill. In God We Trust, everybody else keep your hands where I can see 'em!"--Clint Smith, retired USMC Drill Instructor; director, Thunder Ranch Academy

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Very true DB, and at 21 feet we are probably safe from the coughs and sneezes which also kill in this case. Unless of course we are downwind and there is a strong breeze. All good captains try to get the up wind position! :happy:

Rob.

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Originally Posted by Diamondback

........ 'social distancing' is not six feet but twenty-one. :p

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Tricky in a ship. Worse in a submarine :happy:

Today is my first day going outside my home or supermarket.
I went to the beach, we have a sunny day with 25º . Nice sun and wind in my tanned skin

I liked the Tv doctor advise.

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Tricky in a ship. Worse in a submarine :happy:

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Oh, there's always a way...
"Saddam's mustard gas had nothing on a Walter fart!"--Achmed the Dead Terrorist

:D

Does that trump bleach DB? :wink:

Rob.

LOL

Random thought from a buddy: "Who died and made Bill Gates a medical expert? He couldn't even keep viruses out of Microsoft software."

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Interesting and elegant. There is also that greeting way :
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True, Romeo, and you probably suffer fewer total casualties than from the virus, with no elderly people like me aboard to worry about either.
Rob.