A new AB and OS cartoon.
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A new AB and OS cartoon.
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Nice one Dave. One of my favourite sayings.:clap:
Rob.
Newbie: “Do yachts like this sink very often?”
Skipper: “No, usually it’s only once.”
"I finally snapped,” the man said. “Last night while I was going over the bills, I discovered how much money my wife squanders and I hit the roof.”
“What did you do?” asked his friend.
“I stormed into the bedroom and gave her a lecture on economy and thrift.”
“Did it help?”
“I’ll say. Tomorrow we’re selling my boat and sailing equipment.”
That's a lot more PC than when I heard it Dave. :wink:
Rob.
Q: What does NAVY stand for?
A: Never Again Volunteer Yourself!
Two Sailors were talking about assignments they would like to get.
First Sailor: “Someday I’d like to ride on a submarine.”
Second Sailor: “Not me! I wouldn’t set foot on any ship that sinks on purpose!”
A Navy Commander was upset with his son’s report card. All the subjects’ e.g. shooting, strategy and tactics got terrible grades except Math which had an A. The Navy Commander said ‘Kids these days spent more time dividing than conquering’.
Here is a new AB and OS cartoon.
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A Roman Numeral joke.
Sailors are not long-lived, as a class; but though centenarians are scarce among them yet every sailor gets to C.
A cruise ship passed by a remote island, and all the passengers saw a bearded man with an eye-patch running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asked, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain said, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
Like it Dave.
Rob.
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I expect that a French captain would raise a British flag.
A new AB and OS cartoon.
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