I wonder how fast this craft is.
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I wonder how fast this craft is.
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Here is the answer to your question Dave.
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Rob.
Q: What do you call a vehicle which takes a fish to hospital?
A: A clambulance.
Q: What music should you play when you go fishing?
A: Something catchy.
Q: What do you call a fish who writes novels?
A: Salmon Rushdie.
The owner of this may be a cat lover.
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Q: Who attacked the crab?
A: It must have been anemone. (an enemy)
That was just .........
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Rob.
In honour of our return to port.
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For today.
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Dave,that may well make the recipient a ...........
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He may even be harried by a........
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There I was thinking that the trouble had been caused by .....
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For the retired sailor.
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Good news, our two favourite seamen are back in action. Well the word 'action' may be an exaduration. :)
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Good to see our guides and mentors back Dave.
I will leave their ministrations to you for a while.
Rob.
OK. True story and a slightly embarrassing moment for yours truly.
Many years ago, when I had only just met the Dutch girl who is now my wife of 36 years, she took me to Holland to meet her lovely, but rather formal parents, for the very first time. Her dad owned a yacht (incidentally named "Total Los" - Los in Dutch meaning free) and so, as part of "getting to know me", he and my future mother-in-law took the two of us sailing on the Veerse Meer, a large inland lake. At that stage of proceedings they were still accustomed to chatting away, between themselves, only in Dutch, which I did not understand (why not of course :) ). They all laughed loudly after any joke, but would then stop to explain the joke, in English, just for my sake, and I was expected to laugh in turn - difficult to deal with, believe me. Then I spotted another yacht off the port bow, flying the red duster, and I made the bad mistake of laughing. Of course they all wanted an explanation so they could share my joke - the other, British, boat was called "The Fappy Hucker"! :erk: