I thought this was a good one...the marines amongst you may disagree...:p

A platoon of Marines is marching down a dirt road. They just came to a
curve around a hill, when a Sailor at the top of the hill pops his head up
and yelled "Marines SUCK!" "Platoon!" "Halt!" "Jones!" "Carter!" "Go take
care of that Sailor!" said the Marine Sergeant.Jones and Carter run up
over the top of the hill. Bam! Biff! Sock! Oh Damn! Then Jones and
Carter were tossed down the hill. The Sailor at the top of the hill pops
his head up again and yells"Marines SUCK!"
"First File!" "Go take care of that Sailor!" said the Marine Sergeant.
Now we have ten Marines running up over the top of the hill. Bam! Biff!
Sock! Oh Oh! One by one they were tossed back down the hill. The Sailor
at the top of the hill pops his head up again and yells "Marines SUCK!"
"Platoon!" "Go take care of that Sailor!" said the Marine Sergeant.
Forty-five Marines go running up over the top of the hill. Bam!Biff!
Sock! Oh No! One by one they were tossed back down the hill. Now the
side of the hill is covered with Marines that are not totally active.The
Sailorat the top of the hill pops his head up again and yells "Marines SUCK!"
"It's looks as I'm going to have to take care of that Sailor myself"
said the Marine Sergeant to himself. He starts walking up the hill and
about this time, Jones was coming to. Jones said to the Marine Sergeant
in a weak voice "Sarge, don't go up there! It's an ambush. There's two of
them.

:D:D