Gentlemen.
It would seem that I have waxed far too lyrical in my communications about the "Hermione" to such an extent that the Admiralty has deemed it fitting to award me two new medals. One for Monthly top poster and the other for top thread starter.
I must now in all conscience pay the price for my crass folly.
I therefore invite all my shipmates, duty permitting, to join me in the Wardroom this evening, for a celebration in the time honored and accustomed manner.
All bottles of Port are put to my account.
Bligh. (aaawhere's me G&T Emoticon when I need it?