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33. Make TEA using eighteen scoops of budget priced TEA per pot, and let the pot simmer for 5 hours before drinking.
So, now I know that most restaurants must hire former Squids to make their tea. BLechh!

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12. Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Have your spouse whip open the curtain about 3 hours after you go to sleep, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and say "Sorry, wrong rack."
This one works for the Army as well with some pros and cons. Pro - You only have to deal with it in a training environment like a military school or boot camp. Con - It happens EVERY hour and instead of "Sorry, wrong rack." you get, "Fire Guard, sorry."