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    I'm remembering one, dimly, about a captain who always insisted his first mate bring him a red shirt before every battle. One night after several battles, the first mate asks him about why he's adopted the practice.

    His answer is simple and practical: "The idea is that if I am wounded, you men will not see it and will continue to fight on unafraid."

    The next morning they find themselves surrounded by Barbary Pirate xebecs... the order of the day?

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    "BRING ME MY BROWN TROUSERS!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondback View Post
    I'm remembering one, dimly, about a captain who always insisted his first mate bring him a red shirt before every battle.
    That's an oldie but a goodie!

    I think Dave Allen's version is the classic!

    Wish I could find the link again.

    Got it!
    http://sailsofglory.org/showthread.p...e-but-a-goodie
    Last edited by Cpt Kangaroo; 09-10-2013 at 05:48.

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