The man stood on the burning deck
His head was all a quiver
From rotten jokes he was a wreck
And from ale all a shiver
He shouted out do give the hell
The puns are worse than flames
The ones old Cap'n Bligh do tell
Are nowt but a crying shame.
Send down your tears
Drown out the sound
Or drown me sodden fears
For either way it's Davy Jones I'm bound.