I am adding the URL to COWMAN's thread, there were some doozies told there too.
http://sailsofglory.org/showthread.p...Jokes-to-start

There was mention of the Penguin series that has gone on and on, At WoG.

I am sure we could give that a run for its money, maybe with 'Parrot' jokes.



A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always give away the tricks saying things like, "he has a card up his sleeve" or "he has a dove in his pocket."
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"